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Why father helps with the washing up

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"I don't do windows."

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

Iron Lady and Iron Man

'My wife likes it when I help out in the kitchen.'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Romance over the Irons

"I'm going to put some shelves up, certain scenes may contain strong language."

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

'Hope I'm not catching you with a bird in the bath, Harold?'

Swiss Army Wife

'This new robot vacuum cleaner really. . . sucks!'

"Fall prevention!"

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

Maid.

"This won't work for me, because I'll be given more chores to do at home."

'...And how are you managing without me at home?'

Volunteer Bureau: 'I want to help people who are older than myself...'

What's new at soccer practice? Nothin' much. Hey! The coach put you in as a sweeper. That's news! I didn't want to give mom any big ideas!

'Do you have one with a bigger back burner? There's a lot of stuff I can't deal with right now.'

'At least now he sleeps through the night.'

The mysteries of man-land.

'I'm moving Saturday, can I borrow your dolly?'

Breakfast in Bed for Housewife

Mother taping childs mouth.

Brushing Under Man's Wig

"Hi, Mom, just popped by to see what you were doing."

'I never would have joined this group had I known about the uniforms.'