Domestic Animals Gifts

Pet owner to pets in chair: 'We need to come up with some kind of time-sharing system.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

'The disdainful glances, the withering stares... I'm not tough enough to live with Siamese cats!'

Some days being a cat lover isn't easy

City Zoo: Day Care

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Skipping Horse

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Why do they do that?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Cat box"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Mardi Gras