Domestic Animals Pillows

Pet owner to pets in chair: 'We need to come up with some kind of time-sharing system.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

'The disdainful glances, the withering stares... I'm not tough enough to live with Siamese cats!'

Some days being a cat lover isn't easy

City Zoo: Day Care

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Why do they do that?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Ahhh...'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Life is for the birds.

Mardi Gras

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cat box"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'