'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'
Dome Dwellers Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with those who enjoy the unconventional? Dome dwellers appreciate the charm of their rounded retreats. Our collection features humorous and inventive products that highlight the cozy, creative spirit of living in a dome. Whether it’s a quirky mug, a whimsical t-shirt, or a fun pillow, these items bring personality and playful style to any dome lover’s space. Perfect for encouragement, smiles, or just a little recognition of their unique lifestyle, our gifts are all about celebrating the creative dwellers who make their homes in the round.
'Hmph. College kids.'
Invasion Of The Summer Aliens
Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)
"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"
"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'
"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."
"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."
"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"
'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'
The End is Nigh
Student Food Pyramid
"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."
OM, SWEET OM
"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."
'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'
"I propose we go with the second option."
'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'
"Crap. I overslept."
Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .
Fortune teller sees impending doom
"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"
'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'
The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.
Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.
"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.
I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!
'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'
"Your family called. When you get caught up, they'd like you to send them a proof of life."
Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.
'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'
"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."
"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."
Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man
Sam Allardyce
Dome Dwellers Gifts Collection
Dome Dwellers Mugs
Explore our collection of quirky mugs perfect for dome dwellers. Find a design that captures their unique lifestyle and adds charm to their morning routine.
Dome Dwellers Pillows
Cozy up with our whimsical pillows that celebrate the charm of round homes. Perfect for adding a playful touch to any dome dweller’s decor.
Dome Dwellers Prints
Bring creativity into your space with our unique prints inspired by dome living. Perfect for decorating and celebrating unconventional homes.
Dome Dwellers T-Shirts
Browse our selection of playful t-shirts designed for those who love their dome homes. Fun, comfortable, and full of personality—just like their living space.