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Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Packaging Russian Dolls

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

The Three Wise Queens

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

I love Lawyers

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Early Piety

"Now that's a win."

Government a la Carte

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

Arizona In Black

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

MLK

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

Truth