Doll-sized Verdict Seeker Mugs

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Packaging Russian Dolls

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

The Three Wise Queens

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

I love Lawyers

Early Piety

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Now that's a win."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

MLK

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Arizona In Black

Truth

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'