Doll Aficionado Mugs

Russian nesting doll drinks alcoholic beverages of decreasing size

'But I already touched it, and now Mother Hobo won't take it back.'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Early Piety

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

Tired Barbie

'All good things must come to an end.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

High School Schedule

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Pillows in love.

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

"Labradoodle"

Dollphins

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."