Doll Aficionado T-Shirts

Russian nesting doll drinks alcoholic beverages of decreasing size

'But I already touched it, and now Mother Hobo won't take it back.'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Early Piety

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

Tired Barbie

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'All good things must come to an end.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

High School Schedule

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

Pillows in love.

"Labradoodle"

Dollphins

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

'Happy now?'