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"Rebranding from our 'raggedy' phase is harder than I expected."

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

Dolls Hospital - Waiting List

Packaging Russian Dolls

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Early Piety

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Do you buy cars here?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Teddy and friends.