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"Rebranding from our 'raggedy' phase is harder than I expected."

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

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Packaging Russian Dolls

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Early Piety

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Teddy and friends.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'