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'She's the perfect Christmas gift! She walks, talks, eats, wets and can be written off as a dependent on your taxes.'

'Lacy and I were playing with my dollhouse and she foreclosed on it. I have to have Ken and Barbie out by the end of the month.'

"I can't decide - do I go for the prettiest doll or the one with the most compelling back story?"

God playing with dolls.

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Early Piety

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Tired Barbie

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Imagination

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"They're class action figures."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Dollphins

Jack in the Box

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."