Doll Lover T-Shirts

Tired Barbie

'Darling, your hair is so...so...stringy.'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Early Piety

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Slinky Cow World

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

Dollphins

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

Child with doll in the sea

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"That's his answer to everything!"