Doll Lover T-Shirts

Tired Barbie

'Darling, your hair is so...so...stringy.'

Kid to grilling father: 'Daddy, Daddy - let her help! The it will be a Barbie Q!'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

That one has all the batteries!

Early Piety

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Slinky Cow World

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

Dollphins

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

Child with doll in the sea

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'