Doggy Hydration Expert Gifts

Dog fitted with water dish holder.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Dog Igloo.

Hydration

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"I'm addicted to water."

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Water: the first medicine

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

'Nonsense, Melvin! Who ever heard of a tapeworm that big?'

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

'So we meet again...'

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

"Darn it! No more cups!"

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"