Doggy Drama Making Day-to-day Office Work Amusing Pillows

Sparky goes outside to do his business.

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Barlow, it's come to my attention that you've called in, 'Playing Possum' 8 days this month."

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Walkie Talkie Company CEO has in/out boxes labeled: Talk the talk, Walk the Walk.

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

Where do you see yourself in five years? 35.

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

The entire team applauds you.

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

Corporate Scapegoat of the Month (Poster hanging on company hallway)

"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

See? This is precisely why we don't encourage office romances.

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

'Hoskins, I'd like to congratulate you on your leadership initiative... and if I didn't feel threatened, I'd keep you on.'

"I hope your day is going bad."

You want to watch it here, a lot of back-stabbing goes on.

The Last Husband and Wife Team Hired

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

"Yes, but you're a half hour late in dog minutes."