Doggy Advice Giver Gifts

'Trust me kid: You never really know if you have a good master until you stop being cute...'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

Dog's Loo

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

Sheepdog

"Well I think we can safely rule out the idea of seeing-eye lemmings."

"He's suffering from heat exhaustion, may I suggest removing his coat?"

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

'I could sue you for being species-ist.'

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

"I've got your visual studio software here..."

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

'On second thoughts I'm sure you'd make an excellent store detective, Mr Hodgson.'

Have you tried drinking ?

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

'The book isn't a self-help book, it's telling you that dogs aren't as important as humans.'

"Did you or did you not employ a leash to drag your cairn terrier, Jack, away from the corner of Park Avenue and Sixty-fifth Street in spite of his making every effort to clearly indicate to you that he wished to stay where he was?"

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

Clancy: Training Pets

"I didn't see the accused, but Skipper, here, smelled him."

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

A man walks past a storefront for the "American Kennel Club" that has a sign in its windows that reads: "Some dogs allowed".

Taunting a Guide Dog