Guide Dog Guru Gifts

"I didn't see the accused, but Skipper, here, smelled him."

"Wow, what a DILF."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

'How did you train him so well?'

Guide Dogs

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

"I want to be a Jockey."

'No, I said 'sit'.'

'I signed him up in obedience school, but all he did was play hooky.'

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

Seeing eye dog tests.

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

The seeing-eye cat.

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

"Well I think we can safely rule out the idea of seeing-eye lemmings."

Career Guidance Office '...then again, what do I know; look where I work.'

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

A cat leading a dog leading a man

"My philosophy is to sell advice not follow it!"

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

'I could sue you for being species-ist.'

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'