Guide Dog Guru T-Shirts

"I didn't see the accused, but Skipper, here, smelled him."

"Wow, what a DILF."

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'How did you train him so well?'

Guide Dogs

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'I signed him up in obedience school, but all he did was play hooky.'

'No, I said 'sit'.'

"I want to be a Jockey."

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

Seeing eye dog tests.

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

The seeing-eye cat.

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

"Well I think we can safely rule out the idea of seeing-eye lemmings."

Career Guidance Office '...then again, what do I know; look where I work.'

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

"My philosophy is to sell advice not follow it!"

A cat leading a dog leading a man

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

People respond to their map of reality - NOT reality

The experienced coach, like a panther, patiently awaits the precise moment to mount his challenge...

'I could sue you for being species-ist.'

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal