Dog Training Guru Gifts

"Instead of chasing them like a madman, just ask the squirrels if they’d like to play with you."

'I signed him up in obedience school, but all he did was play hooky.'

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Dog yoga

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

A large leaf falling on a dog

"He was a very good boy."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"