Doggo Hearted Pranksters Gifts

'It's the only trick he knows.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Dog got your clog?'

Self-walking dog

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'