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"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Dog Food

Dog Chow Mein

Dog Bookends

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

"She's eating in tonight."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

A topiary doghouse

Recipes.

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"It's their idea of cute."

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

No, it doesn't come furnished.

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

Meet the Artist.

Dog Food Groups

"It's the thought that counts, I guess."

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

Parping dog.

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"I told you it was a waste of time, it's a vegan home."

Pyramid Dog House.

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

"Amusing bouquet, without being hilarious."