Dog Bowl Designer T-Shirts

"It's the thought that counts, I guess."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Fido and Fifi

Dog Bookends

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

A topiary doghouse

"It's their idea of cute."

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

No, it doesn't come furnished.

Trophy dog stick

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

Hair of the dog spots: dachshund

"Wait a minute - you're Ellie Pobursky, the famous handbag designer!"

'I need $600 to build a dog house: $210 for materials and labor, $150 for a permit, and $140 for an environmental impact statement.'

Pyramid Dog House.

"How much we talking for a deck?"

Pre-historic dodgeball.

"I put it on AirBnB it for the weekend."

Eskimo has built a doghouse igloo.

"Don't look at me like that! I know you're not THAT long. I just need some practice for my knitting classes."

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

'It should be interesting. I've seen some of the stuff he collects.'

Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...

"Not too shabby! Comes with its own ensuite!"

'You spoil that dog.'

'You won't find a better deal. Not for frameless.'

"It looks too big from the outside because I installed a ceiling fan."