Doggie Dialogue Decoder Pillows

English Pointers giving pointers.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'Play dead.'

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

"I would be bilingual if you were bilingual!"

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"Actually he's not begging."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"my people are like 70 in human years."

'His barks's worse than his bite.'

'Want to come up to my place for a drink? - My owner just bought a new toilet!'

"Shed as much as possible. That way your owners will never be able to give you away."

'sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'