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English Pointers giving pointers.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Conversation between Dogs.

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'Play dead.'

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"I would be bilingual if you were bilingual!"

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"Actually he's not begging."

"If I didn't bark incessantly for no reason whatsoever I think I'd go mad."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"my people are like 70 in human years."

'His barks's worse than his bite.'

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"Shed as much as possible. That way your owners will never be able to give you away."

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

"Personally, I don't think anything is truly experienced until one rolls in it."