Doggie Deodorant Engineers T-Shirts

Dog Deodorants: StickSprayRoll On.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Tired of fetching?'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

A topiary doghouse

"It's their idea of cute."

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

No, it doesn't come furnished.

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

'The boss finally noticed me today. He said I should wear deodrant.'

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'

Kali using underarm deoderant spray.

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

"I don't think much of this new deodorant"

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

'He won't hurt you - just don't make any sudden moves.'

'Our product testers aren't meant to be used that way, Sir.'

Strong spray deodorant rips a mans arm off, whilst advising "Don't damage ozone layer"

Acme Deodorant.

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'

"Kind of a moot point, isn't it?"

"Don't look at me like that! I know you're not THAT long. I just need some practice for my knitting classes."

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

'I can't seem to find the dog biscuits I bought yesterday!'

Spray-on Odorant

"The booties were one thing, nut the socks with her face on them is a step too far."

'Do you realize that this is the sixth 'new and improved version' of our detergent and now we're back to our original formulation?'

"This is the only way that I can get him a bath."

'It's a nice ear trim, but I don't like the way they stand up,,,,'

Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...