Canine Fragrance Aficionado T-Shirts

Fragrances counter for dogs.

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Men's fragrances...

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why Poodles Become Killers

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

'Do you have something that will make my husband smell like someone other than my husband?'

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

'Give me something cheap - she's got a heavy cold.'

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"I'm due in court today. Do you have anything that smells like community service?""

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

Something without the sexual connotation, please.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

'I need a scent that will make me reek of a semester abroad in Paris without saying a word,'

"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"