Canine Fragrance Aficionado T-Shirts

Fragrances counter for dogs.

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Men's fragrances...

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Why Poodles Become Killers

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'Do you have something that will make my husband smell like someone other than my husband?'

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"I'm due in court today. Do you have anything that smells like community service?""

'Give me something cheap - she's got a heavy cold.'

Something without the sexual connotation, please.

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

'I need a scent that will make me reek of a semester abroad in Paris without saying a word,'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"