Deodorant Detective T-Shirts

"Kind of a moot point, isn't it?"

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Evolution.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Pew researchers!"

Camp Games

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

'The boss finally noticed me today. He said I should wear deodrant.'

'What have you got?.' 'If you don't smell it we haven't got it.'

Kali using underarm deoderant spray.

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

'School of chiropody? You can't miss it. Straight down here and it's next to the parmesan cheese factory.'