Doggie Da Vinci Fans Pillows

Leonardo Da Vinci's Dog.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

The Rise of Modern Art

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Humans are strange."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

Cats and Dogs.

'He's barking mad!'

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

This next song is also about food. I probably don't even need to say that anymore, do I.

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'Will work for tummy rub.'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

Curators at the Louvre museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

"Too goth?"

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

A dog biscuit

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."