Doggie Da Vinci Fans Gifts

Leonardo Da Vinci's Dog.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

The Rise of Modern Art

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Humans are strange."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

Cats and Dogs.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'He's barking mad!'

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"Too goth?"

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

A dog biscuit

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

Curators at the Louvre museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

"I'm a rockhound."