Doggie Bill Expert T-Shirts

'It will cost $1000 to spay your dog, Ma'am, but call me again tomorrow at my office....

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'Where I come from it's called collateral.'

I am billing, therefore I am.

"I charge by the grain."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"What happened to what cat?"

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

'You reach an age where shredded homework is a lot easier to digest.'

'The good news is that you'll be able to continue working and pay my bill.'

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory?'

Chiropractor and Veterinarian.

'His bark is worse than his bite.'

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

"And if this prescription doesn't work, see if you can get someone to rub your belly. That always make me feel better."

Dog makes a bank deposit.

Rockwell School

"I always add a few breath mints to his food."

'Doctor Fenwick is busy with a patient. May I take a message, please?'

"Penny for your thoughts? I'm a solicitor, it'll cost you five hundred!"

'Remove your clothes and your check book.'

'Trust me kid: You never really know if you have a good master until you stop being cute...'

"I'm no mongrel, I'm a labro-doodle-collie-whippet!"

"Oh, Fifi's 'purebred', if you catch my drift. . ."

"Please feel free to regift it."

'Muffy and I are here for the 'Speed Obedience' course...!'