Dog Wrestling Enthusiast Gifts

'My dad lifts weights. My mom uses the treadmill. Me and my dog wrestle!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Three more years of high school."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'Super Dog'

Dog walking Human.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Sheep dog late for work

Happy Hour

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Lumbar support animal

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."