Dog Walking Trainer Gifts

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog yoga

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay