Dog Walking Trainer Mugs

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.