Dog Training Delight Gifts

'Like I was saying, Angus, I'm the master, you're the dog.'

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Pick me!"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog yoga

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

Dog Walking Services

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"