Dog School Dropout Gifts

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Happy.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Dog training

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

"Get in step."

'Is he sitting?'

Doggy Peer Pressure

'Did the mail come?'

My dogs an obedience school honor student

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

'I hope he's taking this class pass/fail.'

Forget The Diet And Bake Zum Pies!

Kids Nowadays.

Rockwell School

"After dropping out of obedience school, my life just went downhill..."

'Rusty, stay!'

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble, I bolted!'

Shifting the blame 101.

'SIT!'

"Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?"

'Let's act in turn, Mrs. Jones. Before we start teaching your little rascal not to bite the neighbours' kids we should teach him not to eat them.'

"You're only supposed to FETCH the newspaper!"

"Don't look at me for financial advice: I'm still paying off my student loan from Puppy School!"

"Wow, the Puppy School curriculum has changed a lot since we were there: canine history, bone-burying record keeping, farting etiquette. . ."