"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"
Charm School Dropout Gifts
Looking for a gift for the charm school dropout? Find playful, thoughtful items that embrace their unique spirit. Ideal for creative souls who love to stand out and express their true self with a touch of humor.
"I guess to you I'm just another lounge lizard."
"Look, it's Sylvia, the prettiest girl in school."
"I like you Brad, you may mentally undress me."
"On. More. Try."
Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.
"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."
"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."
Men's book clubs.
"You're right, Obamacare doesn't cover everything."
The Still Life Revolts
"I'm VERY musical...even my feet hum..!"
"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."
"And when I say I'm immune to your charms I think I speak for the herd."
"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."
Of course everyone likes you. You quit law school.
'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'
"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."
"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."
'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'
"I'm not just about greed, Janet. I'm about greed with style."
"I flunked out my last semester."
'I'm married to an award-winning spin doctor.'
Forget The Diet And Bake Zum Pies!
Kids Nowadays.
"A charm offensive—why didn't I think of that?"
"'Customer care' involves more than reading the memo..."
"Can you tell me the first thing you did wrong?"
Court House. Dropped out of law school because I couldn't stand all the Latin abbreviations. You needed to get away for "et al"!
'Cool!'
'Frankly I'm surprised at such a basic error - his smock's too tight.'
'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'
Some said she exploited her youthful allure...
"So. Nobody's read the book? Great. Let's crack into the beers."
"You know why we get along so well with the Burfords... they blow-off as many invitations as we do."
Charm School Dropout Gifts Collection
Charm School Dropout Mugs
Explore our collection of charm school dropout mugs and find a humorous way to celebrate those who march to the beat of their own drum.
Charm School Dropout Pillows
Brighten up any room with our charm school dropout pillows, a cozy and quirky addition for those proudly proud of being a little different.
Charm School Dropout Prints
Decorate your space with our charm school dropout prints—bold, fun, and full of personality for the creatively inclined.
Charm School Dropout T-Shirts
Discover our charm school dropout t-shirts—ideal for expressing your unique style with witty and creative designs.