Dog Park Historian T-Shirts

"I yip, therefore I am."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog Park

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Canine Scentipede

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"A little help, please."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Humans are strange."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Dog Park Zoom

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

Dog History

"Now this is a dog park!"

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

"Okay, we get it. You're descended from wolves."

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Dog Teenagers

"It's David."

"I said FETCH! Not KVETCH!"

"He's into binge fetching."

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!