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Barks in code.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog Park

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'So who needs sonar?!'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"What's all this?"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Now how did she know?"

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"Now this is a dog park!"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Fido and Fifi

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"