Dog Park Detective Pillows

Police Detective Bureau. W2 F. You'll work in pairs to track down this fugitive. You two head to the tax office and see what you can learn about him. 3D E. I think he's a movie buff. See if he was at the theater for today's screening. K9 F. Go investigate a reported shooting at the dog park. V8 E. We hear he likes cars. You two check out the auto show. I think this work. It really gets my motor running.

Barks in code.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Dog Park

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'So who needs sonar?!'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"What's all this?"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Fido and Fifi

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"Now how did she know?"

"Now this is a dog park!"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.