Doggie Detective Pillows

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'Strangest turtle I ever saw!'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Even in a family photograph, the Doberman's remained expressionless, leaving the viewer unsure if they were happy, or about to attack.

'This app will show us the place where the dogs are most likely to do their business.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Dog Day Afternoon.

'Sometimes you gotta stop & dig up roses.'

"I think the dog swallowed the remote!"

'Look, I don't know what repulsive smelly thing I just ate, but I know what I like.'

Fido and Fifi

"Funny how THEY don't like it when WE watch THEM poop."

"I can't find his dog whistle anywhere."

Barks in code.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'So who needs sonar?!'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"What's all this?"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

'Where my balls go?'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'