Dog Park Historian Pillows

"I yip, therefore I am."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog Park

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Canine Scentipede

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"A little help, please."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Humans are strange."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Dog Park Zoom

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Now this is a dog park!"

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

Dog History

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Okay, we get it. You're descended from wolves."

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

Dog Teenagers

"He's into binge fetching."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"