Dog Naming Dud Pillows

"So, you named your boat, Boat and you called your dog, Dog... You don't have much imagination do you, Mr. Man?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Babies vs. Dogs

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Pet Cemetery.

Dog phrenology

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"It's David."

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

"Could have been Rocket, Bullet, maybe even Missile or Spear…but oh no, Wiener it is."

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'

'We call him Whiskers.'

"I'll be home soon, Sweetcake!"

You got a shaved poodle --- What's her name? "Lady Do-iva"!

"Hi, I'm Rex - it's Latin for 'King'."

'I don't KNOW who I declared war on - It was a wrong number!'

Hunting man hits his host

"Bad dog."

"Well, no wonder! You're blowing a dork call, not a duck call!"

Pet Cemetry

Steven the dog.

"...I said regular sand, not QUICKSAND!"