Cutesy-pet-name Giver Pillows

"I'll be home soon, Sweetcake!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Babies vs. Dogs

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Pet Cemetery.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Puppy.

Flea Philosophy.

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"It's David."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'If dogs named themselves...'

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"She was a good turtle."

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

'No kidding? My name is Spot, too.'

After years of experimentation, scientists remain dubious about whether there really is such a thing as the Cute Particle.

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

'He's so bright he scares me!'

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'

'We call him Whiskers.'

"Look, I'm sorry — I didn't mean to refer to you as 'the dog.'"

'You know which one to push Peppy. Push one.'

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

You got a shaved poodle --- What's her name? "Lady Do-iva"!

Alpha dog

'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'

'That's 'Buddha,' not 'Bubba'!'

Pet Shop.