Cutesy-pet-name Giver Pillows

"I'll be home soon, Sweetcake!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Babies vs. Dogs

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Puppy.

Flea Philosophy.

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'If dogs named themselves...'

"She was a good turtle."

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

'No kidding? My name is Spot, too.'

After years of experimentation, scientists remain dubious about whether there really is such a thing as the Cute Particle.

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'

'We call him Whiskers.'

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

'You know which one to push Peppy. Push one.'

"Look, I'm sorry — I didn't mean to refer to you as 'the dog.'"

'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'

'That's 'Buddha,' not 'Bubba'!'

Pet Shop.

Blue Cat