Pet Name Creative Pillows

'No kidding? My name is Spot, too.'

Babies vs. Dogs

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Pet Cemetery.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"You're amazing!"

"It's David."

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

"She's a weiner cat."

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

'If dogs named themselves...'

"An intruder will be pretty surprised when he meets me pit bull, Jesus."

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

'Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash', it just seems sarcastic now.'

Romney had heard that taking one's pet out in public was a great way to meet women.

'We call him Whiskers.'

Training the dog to use a litter box.

You got a shaved poodle --- What's her name? "Lady Do-iva"!

"Look, I'm sorry — I didn't mean to refer to you as 'the dog.'"

"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?"

"I'll be home soon, Sweetcake!"

'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'

"Hi, I'm Rex - it's Latin for 'King'."

50 Shades of Grey Crayon Set for Dogs

'I've decided I want a Dalmatian now...!'

"The kid's name is Fluffy, the cat, Fuzzy Joe."