Dog Lover With A Conscience Gifts

Human Cull: People who pick up after dog but don't put the bag in the bin.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Canine Companion

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Love a Mutt

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Pet a Puppy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

No Soliciting

"A little help, please."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"