Dog Dad Humor Pillows

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Shake! Good Dog."

Dog wearing a cone

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'They sure have small litters.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Jogging...

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Balloon dog training

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'Tired of fetching?'

Cat at Surprise Party.

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

Bernice Mountain Dog

"He wants a second opinion."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"