"It requires so much less work than a dog."
Dog Alternative Seeker T-Shirts
Explore t-shirts for the creative dog enthusiast—bold, stylish, and perfect for showcasing their love for dogs with an artistic twist and tongue-in-cheek humor.
"Pick me!"
"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."
"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."
'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'
"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"
Dog says hi to a cat.
"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven
"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."
'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'
"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."
"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"
"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."
Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.
Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.
'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '
A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.
"Oh good! You're up!"
The doctor says I have man flu. - 'Did he give you any medicine?' - 'No. He said I should 'make the most of it'' - 'Eh?' - 'I feel soooo ill. Can you get me a sandwich?' - 'Gah!! Men are ridiculous' -
Dog with long tongue out car window.
'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...
Dog admiring hot dog
"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"
Books for dogs dealing with life issues.
'He followed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'
He used to be a cat person, but he went over to the "bark side."
Pet Cow
"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."
How Dogs Are Born
Scaredy Cat.
Big Dogs, Little People.
"Get a dog."
snake: 'I'm going where the rodents are.'
'Hell of a mentor!'
Aw. Man, where did you get soup and a half-sandwich?
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Dog Alternative Seeker Mugs
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Dog Alternative Seeker Pillows
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Dog Alternative Seeker Prints
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