Docu-rhyme Aficionados Gifts

"Dear Brenda Walshe, I'm afraid that this foundation strongly discourages grant proposals in rhyming couplets."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Police film evidence

How a poet works

"Nevermore."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

A fly on the wall documentary.

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

'I'd say you have a water-tight case there, boys.'

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Forrest Gander

Poet

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

Beware of Doggerel

"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Bad Rhymes

"With their short attention spans, we've gone from epic poetry to limericks."

"'I sent this to you through the mail to say I hope your day is swell.' What's wrong with that?"

"I want a second opinion."

"Little Miss Muffet sat on a... puppet? Strumpet? Trumpet? Musket, crumpet... I'm the worst children's author ever." Mother Goose struggles...