"Dear Brenda Walshe, I'm afraid that this foundation strongly discourages grant proposals in rhyming couplets."
Docu-rhyme Aficionados Gifts
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Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.
Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition
Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs
"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."
"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"
Police film evidence
How a poet works
"Nevermore."
Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.
'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'
"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."
"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"
"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"
A fly on the wall documentary.
Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.
'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'
'I'd say you have a water-tight case there, boys.'
"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."
Professor Brian Cox
Two More Poems from Ted Hughes
"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."
Forrest Gander
'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'
'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'
Poet
"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."
"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"
Beware of Doggerel
"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."
Bad Rhymes
"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"
"Little Miss Muffet sat on a... puppet? Strumpet? Trumpet? Musket, crumpet... I'm the worst children's author ever." Mother Goose struggles...
"'I sent this to you through the mail to say I hope your day is swell.' What's wrong with that?"
"I want a second opinion."
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