Children's Rhyme Fans Gifts

'We're off to the woods - today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Pastries and Candy

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

"Well, that one got away."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'And you're telling me this, why?'

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

Mother Goose Timeshare

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"