Docu-guru Gifts

Louis Theroux

'Here's MY information highway!'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

Problem Solving

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I tell you, I don't like the looks of it."

I've always been slower than computers...

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

Enlightened Cursing

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"Was it a fuse?"

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

A fly on the wall documentary.

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Never forget the magic asterisk...

Inventor of Morse Code

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

Prehistoric Wallpaper

"He's a hunter-gatherer-tinkerer-fixer-upper-restorer-reseller."

Professor Brian Cox