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'Here's MY information highway!'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

Problem Solving

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

I've always been slower than computers...

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"Was it a fuse?"

Enlightened Cursing

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

A fly on the wall documentary.

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Inventor of Morse Code

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

Never forget the magic asterisk...

Prehistoric Wallpaper

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

"It's a graph of economic recovery...which way up do you want it?"