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"He's good with directions, but that's about it."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Sir Winston Churchill

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

Bicycle sat nav.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'Our Board of Directors are really very fickle!'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Go slow delegating authority. First learn how to delegate blame.

The House of Commons.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Decision Making Block

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

Female led countries handle pandemic better-study says

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

Working in a blame culture?

'It's noble of you to want to keep your employees happy, but I can't help by prescribing something for them.'